The Underground Conservative

Right here in Wisconsin.

A high school senior at Pecotonica High school brought home a questionnaire from his English class which asked this provocative question:

Is it possible that your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?

The first obvious question is what does this have to do with an English class? I took four years of English in high school. There was nothing like this in any English class I took. Most of it was literature, composition, grammar, writing, poetry. Shakespeare too, which I enjoyed. Nothing from the agenda of the Rainbow Mafia.

The mother, Marilyn Hanson, reviewed the questionnaire and thought it completely inappropriate for any class, but especially for a required English class, where, Hanson told WND, “They should be taught to read and write and prepare for college.”

“I really believe this was outright indoctrination to the homosexual viewpoint,” Hanson said. “I could see this being discussed in a debate class, where both sides were presented. But the other side was not presented.”

Hanson told WND, “I think they’re trying to shove [homosexuality] down our throats.”

Ram it down our throats. Not to mention into other parts of our anatomy.

I can’t even see it in a debate class, to be honest, because I do not trust our gummint-run skoolz to play anything down the middle and be fair and balanced.

Here is the rest of the questionnaire:

• What do you think caused your heterosexuality?
• When and how did you decide you were a heterosexual?
• Is it possible that your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of?
• Is it possible that your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?
• Do your parents know that you are straight? Do your friends and/or roommate(s) know? How did they react?
• Why do you insist on flaunting your heterosexuality? Can’t you just be who you are and keep it quiet?
• Why do heterosexuals feel compelled to seduce others into their lifestyles?
• A disproportionate majority of child molesters are heterosexual. So you consider it safe to expose children to heterosexual teachers?
• With all the societal support marriage receives, the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals?
• Statistics show that lesbians have the lowest incidence of sexually transmitted diseases. Is it really safe for a woman to maintain a heterosexual lifestyle and run the risk of disease and pregnancy?
• Considering the menace of overpopulation, how could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual?
• Would you want your child to be heterosexual, knowing the problems that s/he would face?

More details:

Hanson told WND she went the next morning to see her son’s teacher at Pecatonica High School
in tiny Blanchardville, Wis., population 806.

“What does this questionnaire have to do with English class?” Hanson asked.

Hanson told WND the teacher’s response was that the questions were not an assignment but a discussion guide for the day’s class on “tolerance.”

“As I was talking to the principal,” Hanson said, “I told him tolerance is fine. We shouldn’t be mean or call people names. We want to love homosexuals, but I think this goes beyond tolerance.”

Principal Dave McSherry, however, told WND that the discussion was part of a comprehensive curriculum in critical thinking skills, preparing the students to make decisions on their own in college and beyond.

Nothing will happen, of course, but both the teacher and the principal should be fired. This has nothing to do with critical thinking skills but all to do with indoctrination of politically correct ideas and harassment of a politically incorrect lifestyle, namely heterosexuality — read: a normal lifestyle. Sorry, but homosexual is not the new black. Some may be inclined toward it, but those who pursue that lifestyle still act on those impulses. Heterosexual men and women — those attracted to the opposite sex — normally don’t philander and pursue extramarital affairs. Note: Bill Clinton as well as other political figures and most celebritards in Hollywood are the exception rather than the rule.

Here’s what makes it another argument for homeschooling, no matter what the unhinged Joy Behar says:

“Why is the abuse of this rule on controversial issues being done by this teacher and principal?” Hanson asked. “I think it’s behind the parents’ backs, because unless the students show their parents this worksheet, they aren’t going to know about it.”

Hanson also contacted legal organizations, but she told WND that they advised unless parents can pressure the school into changing its policy on controversial topics, she has little legal recourse.