The Underground Conservative

Go ahead and try using this as a pickup line in a bar tonight. “Wanna go back to my place and have an orgasm for peace?”

Just a quick reminder that tomorrow is “Global Orgasm for Peace” day. I’m not quite sure how this will bring about peace (maybe terrorists, despots and warmongers will be intimidated into hiding by our fiery red ears, crossed eyes and primal screams) but it’s an idea worth exploring.

Here are some details from the group’s website as to the intended cause and effect – well, the effect anyway, the cause is up to you:

This year we’re synchronizing in the two-hour period around the Solstice, which falls on Sunday December 21 at 12.04 p.m. (four minutes after noon) Greenwich Mean Time. So in the U.K., Global-O time will be from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m.

Check the Global-O Time in your country

The world is celebrating the election of the new USA President, Barack Obama, and the hope for change that he has stirred in our hearts. We are riding the wave of joy and renewal, which gives us a flying start for this year’s Global O! It’s the Global OOObama Factor!

So let’s not waste this energy. Let’s send a wave of positive intention into the quantum field of the Earth. We will spike the charts at the Global Consciousness Project and lay a foundation for the ‘Mindful Alpha Male’ President to build on, to begin healing the damage done to the planet and all its species.

It’s obvious that we can now officially refer to Barack Obama as “Spanish fly for the liberal guy” …

All good liberal girls will comply with whatever guy requests. After all, it’s for world peace and to celebrate the Coming of The Messiah.