A Special Olympic bowler has challenged Our Lord and Savior Barack Hussein Obama to a bowling match in response to The Messiah’s insult to Special Olympians by comparing his lousy bowling to the Special Olympics.
Kolan McConiughey, a Special Olympics competitor who has bowled three perfect 300 games, tells TMZ that the Prez has to score a lot higher than 129 to beat him. Kolan says he bowls an average of 266.
Kolan — who works at a grocery store in Ann Arbor, Mich. — said he’d love to go to the White House to beat Barack on his own lane. Kolan said, “He’s cool, but he can’t beat me.”
The White House, already suffering from “foot in teleprompter” disease, refused comment. Cowards.
By the way, TMZ reminds us that President Bush would have been skewered for making a similar remark.
Special Olympics responds to the Chocolate Jesus here.
