A Challenge To The Messiah

A Special Olympic bowler has challenged Our Lord and Savior Barack Hussein Obama to a bowling match in response to The Messiah’s insult to Special Olympians by comparing his lousy bowling to the Special Olympics.

Kolan McConiughey, a Special Olympics competitor who has bowled three perfect 300 games, tells TMZ that the Prez has to score a lot higher than 129 to beat him. Kolan says he bowls an average of 266.

Kolan — who works at a grocery store in Ann Arbor, Mich. — said he’d love to go to the White House to beat Barack on his own lane. Kolan said, “He’s cool, but he can’t beat me.”

The White House, already suffering from “foot in teleprompter” disease, refused comment. Cowards.

By the way, TMZ reminds us that President Bush would have been skewered for making a similar remark.

Special Olympics responds to the Chocolate Jesus here.

More Of The Messiah’s Humor

Given that Our Lord and Savior Barack Hussein Obama was at the top of His game telling tard jokes on The Tonight Show, Jim Treacher has more of The Messiah’s insightful humor here.

And not to be deterred, Obama worked in a reference to “waterhead” later in the show. From the actual transcript:

Q Wow. And it’s, what, a Portuguese water head? (Laughter.) What is it, what kind of dog is it?

THE PRESIDENT: It’s not that. (Laughter.)

Q It’s not that.

THE PRESIDENT: It’s not a “water head.” (Laughter.)

Q Whatever they are, I don’t know what they are.

THE PRESIDENT: That sounds like a scary dog. (Laughter.) Sort of dripping around the house. (Laughter.)

Perfunction points out that it sounded more like Obama said “tripping” rather than “dripping” and directs us to the Urban Dictionary’s definition of “waterhead.”

A person with mental health problems, i.e., Downs Syndrome, or retard for the lay person.

Ahhhh. The Left thinks people with Downs Syndrome are funny. No wonder they were so mean and cruel to Sarah Palin’s youngest child, some to the point as arguing the baby should have been put to sleep.

Jules Crittenden calls it the Special Olympics Presidency. I’m sure there are some wonderful Photoshops being made as we speak.

And Michelle Malkin highlights the Chocolate Jesus’s worst joke of all: You’re doing a heckuva job, Timmy.

Obama: ‘AIG = Homicide Bomber’

Our Lord and Savior Barack Hussein Obama, in His phony outrage in driving the moneychangers from the temple, has stooped so far as to compare the AIG executives who received contractually obligated retention bonuses, bonuses that His administration approved of and congressional Democrats protected in the porkulus bill, to jihadist homicide bombers.

Reading from His trusty teleprompter, The Messiah said:

Here’s the problem. It’s almost like they’ve got — they’ve got a bomb strapped to them and they’ve got their hand on the trigger. You don’t want them to blow up. But you’ve got to kind of talk them, ease that finger off the trigger.

Jimmy Orr from the Christian Science Monitor asks:

Yikes.  Is Joe Biden writing Obama’s talking points now?

Ed Morrisey observes:

We sent $900 million to suicide bombers.  We gave AIG over $150 billion.

That would be the $900 million the Chocolate Jesus gave to the jihadists from Hamas — but not one red cent for U.S. troops injured in combat fighting allies of those jihadists.

Special Olympic Bowling

Ouch.

Our Lord and Savior Barack Hussein Obama experienced life without a teleprompter on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno and promptly fell on His, well, teleprompter.

From ABC’s Jake Tapper, one of the few journalists actually covering The Messiah without benefit of a drool cup, comes this gem:

The first appearance by a sitting president on “The Tonight Show” may well end up being the last.

President Obama, in his taping with Jay Leno Thursday afternoon, attempted to yuk it up with the funnyman, and ended up insulting the disabled.

Towards the end of his approximately 40-minute appearance, the president talked about how he’s gotten better at bowling and has been practicing in the White House bowling alley.

He bowled a 129, the president said.

“That’s very good, Mr. President,” Leno said sarcastically.

It’s “like the Special Olympics or something,” the president said.

Our first Special Olympian president.

Inquiring minds such as Lorie Byrd at Wizbang wonder:

… what the reaction to this would have been if it was President George Bush who said it.

We all know what it would be: endless fodder for Leno, Letterman, Stewart, O’Brien, Colbert, etc. Just a reinforcement of George W. Bush as stupid. Remember the pretzel incident, anyone?

It’s right up there along with Joe “Plugs” Biden asking the wheelchair-bound man to stand up. It won’t do anything to eliminate the teleprompter jokes about The Messiah, either.

Speaking of The Anointed One’s teleprompter, it now has its own blog.

The Jihadist Next Door

Coming soon to a neighborhood near you … or maybe even your neighborhood: a nice, cuddly, misunderstood terrorist from Club Gitmo, your tropical retreat from the stress of jihad.

Courtesy of Our Lord and Savior Barack Hussein Obama.

WASHINGTON — Attorney General Eric Holder said some detainees being held at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, may end up being released in the U.S. as the Obama administration works with foreign allies to resettle some of the prisoners.

Mr. Holder, in a briefing with reporters, said administration officials are still reviewing individual cases of the approximately 250 detainees to determine which will be put on trial and which may be released to comply with plans to close the detention facility by next year.

Of course, the Justice Department seems to be more concerned with white collar criminals than jihadists who have sworn to destroy the United States of America. Makes perfect sense. Bernie Madoff is more of a threat to our well-being than Ali al-Kaboom.

The AIG Bonuses

All the phony outrage over the contractual bonuses paid to AIG executives masks what should be the real scandal: our money going to bail out foreign banks. Goldmach Sachs aldo received TARP bailout money through AIG.

WASHINGTON/NEW YORK (al-Reuters) – Goldman Sachs Group Inc and a parade of European banks were the major beneficiaries of $93 billion in payments from AIG — more than half of the U.S. taxpayer money spent to rescue the massive insurer.

The revelation on Sunday by American International Group Inc was another potential public relations nightmare, coming on the same weekend that the Obama administration expressed outrage over AIG’s plan to pay massive bonuses to the people in the very division that destroyed the company by issuing billions of dollars in derivatives insuring risky assets.

Over half the original TARP bailout money intended for AIG went instead through AUG to banks outside the United States as well as Goldman Sachs.

And they’re howling about $173 million in bonuses that were contractual obligations? For those of you who graduated from Racine Unified, that means that AIG was obligated to pay them. Not to do so would have had them wind up in court, which would have cost a lot more.

Here’s another dirty little secret: those bonuses which are the object of such outrage on the part of Our Lord and Savior Barack Hussein Obama and Democrats in Congress … were well known to both The Messiah and His minions, including the tax cheat Treasury Secretary Turbo Tax Cheat Tim Geithner long before Monday.

And, the Sheriff of Dodd City, Chris Dodd, he of the sweetheart Countrywide mortgage fame, not only inserted the language in the porkulus bill passed in February to protect the AIG bonuses, he did so at the urging of Turbo Tax Cheat Tim.

(al-CNN) — Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner told CNN Thursday his department asked Sen. Chris Dodd to include a loophole in the stimulus bill that allowed bailed-out insurance giant American International Group to keep its bonuses.

In an interview with CNN’s Ali Velshi, Geithner said the Treasury Department was particularly concerned the government would face lawsuits if bonus contracts were breached.

But the Chocolate Jesus stands up and says He is going to have his tax cheat treasury secretary pursue all legal means of recovering that bonus money. What Clintonesque weasel words. All legal means. Which means, there are no legal means. It was in the original TARP package, which Turbo Tax Cheat Tim helped put together, which The Anointed One supported as a U.S. Senator, which Bela Pelosi, Bawney Fwank, Dingy Harry and pals all signed off on and approved. It was inserted into the porkulus bill by Sen. Dodd at the urging of Turbo Tax Cheat Tim and signed by the Second Coming of Christ.

Translated, means it’s legal.

No matter what 328 demagogues in the House of Representatives say, and that includes 85 Republicans named here by Michelle Malkin. Shame on you, and that includes Rep. Paul Ryan, my congresscritter here in the 1st District.

The New York Post rightly warns about this type of Robespierre demagoguery. The Post calls it mob rule, and the newspaper is correct. How long until My Boy Lollipop, Bawney Fwank, or another acknowledged tax cheat, this one in charge of writing the tax laws as chairman of the House Ways and Means committee, Charles Rangel, decides someone else made too much money?

JustOneMinute says enough is enough.

Right now it’s AIG and Fannie Mae; later it will be Merrill and Citibank, and eventually it will be defense contractors, profiteering oil executives, or whomever the Congressional Dems single out as their whipping boy du jour.

And of course, rolling this ex post tax out at the same time the Fed and Treasury are trying to encourage private investors to partner up with the government to get the credit markets moving again is insane. What investor needs the likely aggravation to follow? Who needs to be hauled in front of Barney Frank a year from now in order to be blasted as a profiteer who exploited our national crisis for his own profit, which Barney will then tax back?

There’s not one leader anywhere to be found in Washington this side of the brave souls who voted against today’s demagoguery. Not one. Why? Because demagogues aren’t leaders. Instead, they set up straw men and big, bad monsters that they themselves tear down, all the while setting themselves up as the great protectors of the victimized little people. Demagogues, be they Hitler, Huey Long or Barack Hussein Obama are dangerous. They whip the great masses up into a frenzy to support whatever knee-jerk policy they advocate regardless of the damage.

Likewise, policy based on emotion is dangerous as well. And that’s what this is. Who in their right mind will invest in any business that received bailout money if the business becomes successful and there develops the risk of being dragged in front of Congress to become the national whipping boy for a bunch of jerks who couldn’t even make a profit runing a lemonade stand? Don’t forget, these idiots couldn’t even make the cafeteria in the Capitol a success.

And writing at The Weekly Standard, Stephen Hayes writes via Charlie Sykes:

But it has been clear for a while that something — an event, a comment, a cable news tirade, a speech — was going to focus the growing public anger over bailouts and government giveaways.

This is it.

Voters are looking for someone to blame. At the town hall last night, Obama seemed to accept responsibility. “I’ll take responsibility,” he said. “I’m the president.” It was enough for some in the media to give him credit for stepping up. But it was phony. The very next sentence out of his mouth: “We didn’t draft these contracts.” And later he added: “My job is to make sure we fix these messes, even if I don’t make them.”

But the bonuses are almost entirely a mess of his own making. Dodd says that someone from Treasury inserted the language that would protect the bonuses. And, of course, had Obama not fast-tracked the stimulus bill — insisting on a vote before it was even possible to read it — perhaps more members of Congress would have raised questions about that odd provision. With just three exceptions, Republicans voted as a bloc against the stimulus and complained loudly — remember John Boehner slamming the bill on the floor? — that they hadn’t had time to read

The furor over the White House’s handling of AIG is likely to increase as we learn more. What about the bailout money to AIG that has been regifted to counterparties overseas? Is it possible that U.S. taxpayers will be, in effect, paying the bonuses of European bank executives?

Hopefully Paul Ryan will be as angry about that as he was about the AIG executives getting paid.

Oh, and Rep. Jim Sensenbrenner is right about one thing in particular — he voted against the confiscatory tax grab: it is unconstitutional.

It is only a matter of time before this bill is declared unconstitutional and overturned by the courts because of the bill of attainder. A bill of attainder is prohibited by Article I, Section 9, Clause 3 of the Constitution because it deprives those individuals being singled out for punishment the right to a trial. Essentially, this means taxpayers will not recover this bonus money. To add insult to injury, it may even cost taxpayers more money because of the likely litigation expenses and court fees that will result from this legislation.

Too bad there are so few people in Washington who actually know what the Constitution says. Rather, they become like Humpty Dumpty in Alice in Wonderland when it came to words: the Constitution means only what they choose it to mean, neither more nor less.

A Real RINO

From The Nose On Your Face via Silent E Speaks:

Arlen “Magic Bullet” Spector is a RINO. Period. He and his fellow RINOs Susan Collins and Olympia Snowe sold out the American people to help pass the porkulus bill which contains the foundation for socialized medicine, the provision that allowed the creation of a health care czar to monitor whatever decisions you and your doctor make regarding your health care and veto anything it disagrees with.

Plus, it spends more money on this program than it does on all branches of the U.S. military combined.

“We won’t let the federal government monitor what doctors do.” Liar. You already did when you voted for the porkulus bill.

A Study In Arrogance

Warner Todd Huston writes about Arrogance Personified, Our Lord and Savior Himself, Barack Hussein Obama.

The whole world was supposed to fall at his feet. He was supposed to spend the next four to eight years (or four to ten as he once said during the late campaign) just making airy pronouncements while everyone danced lemming-like to his tune of hope-n-change. It was supposed to be easy. Heck, The One himself even pronounced that he enjoyed being president. “And it turns out I’m very good at it,” he assured everyone during a luncheon with TV anchors a few weeks ago.

Obama simply didn’t imagine that he had to worry too much about those nagging details like making sure his nominees were vetted and had paid their taxes. He didn’t think that those silly 8,500 earmarks in his budget needed eliminating like he kept talking about in the campaign. For that matter, he didn’t even realize he was supposed to become involved in creating that stimulus bill. And foreign policy? Why our enemies were supposed to want him to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony while our allies were supposed to simply take it all on faith that we still love them like bosom buddies. Move along. Nothing to see here.

You see, Obama is a campaigner. And, him being the Obammessiah and all, he thinks that all he has to do is be there, his God-like presence healing all rifts, fixing all errors, causing the sun to shine. He is the change he has been waiting for, after all. I mean, he didn’t imagine he’d actually have to do anything once he got to the White House, to be sure.

Sadly, he’s more like Chauncey Gardner than Jesus Christ, quite despite the constant religious iconography lovingly bestowed upon him by the lapdog media.

But the bill is soon coming to be paid.

Update: Charging Vets For Treatment

Something we first blogged about here looks like it will come to pass, if Our Lord and Savior Barack Hussein Obama has His way: forcing veterans injured in combat to use their own resources to pay for their treatment.

WASHINGTON—The Obama administration is considering making veterans use private insurance to pay for treatment of combat and service-related injuries. The plan would be an about-face on what veterans believe is a long-standing pledge to pay for health care costs that result from their military service.

But in a White House meeting Monday, veterans groups apparently failed to persuade President Obama to take the plan off the table.

“Veterans of all generations agree that this proposal is bad for the country and bad for veterans,” said Paul Rieckhoff, executive director of Iraq and Afghanistan Veterans of America. “If the president and the OMB [Office of Management and Budget] want to cut costs, they can start at AIG, not the VA.”

Needless to say, the commander of the American Legion, our nation’s largest veterans group, isn’t pleased with the Chocolate Jesus’s plan.

“It became apparent during our discussion today that the President intends to move forward with this unreasonable plan,” said Commander David K. Rehbein of The American Legion. “He says he is looking to generate $540-million by this method, but refused to hear arguments about the moral and government-avowed obligations that would be compromised by it.”

The Commander, clearly angered as he emerged from the session said, “This reimbursement plan would be inconsistent with the mandate ‘ to care for him who shall have borne the battle’ given that the United States government sent members of the armed forces into harm’s way, and not private insurance companies. I say again that The American Legion does not and will not support any plan that seeks to bill a veteran for treatment of a service connected disability at the very agency that was created to treat the unique need of America’s veterans!”

One theory is that the White House wants to overload the private health care system to such an extent that their so-called “reforms” — translated, government-run health care, the nationalization of our health care system — becomes their “solution” to deal with the overload that they themselves have created.

And from This Ain’t Hell But You Can See It From Here via Gateway Pundit comes this:

This will jack up everyone’s insurance premiums if insurance companies are forced to accept pre-existing conditions of veterans…most of all the premiums of veterans. But it’s what I’ve been warning about since before the election – I wish I didn’t have to say “I told you so” but Democrats are famous for making veterans and the military pay for their buying electoral patronage.

Now you know why I use words and phrases like “bastard” and “SOB” to describe the Second Coming of Christ. Using the brave members of the U.S. military as props to advance socialiam. Only a true bastard and a son of a bitch would do that.

At Hot Air: Ed Morrisey adds:

First, the United States has a moral obligation to provide treatment for those wounded in the service of their country. That’s a commitment we make to the people who enlist in military, and should not get outsourced.

Second, vets with service-related injuries and illnesses can only get third-party insurance because insurers know the US will cover all service-related medical treatment through the VA.  If the government reneges on that commitment, it will put insurers on the hook for veterans already enrolled — but it will make it a lot harder for the next set of veterans to get insured.  It will also raise costs to the rest of the insured by those companies, when the burden should fall on all Americans equally.

If the country needs more revenue streams, it should find some other way to find them than the backs of our wounded veterans.  They’ve sacrificed enough.  Shame on the Obama administration for attempting to weasel out of our commitment.

Rebuild the US says The Anointed One wants government to pay for all health care — except for our military.

Update: the VFW has weighed in against The Messiah’s plan.

By the way, I wonder if Colin Powell has buyer’s remorse yet.