Something’s Rotten In Columbus

You can almost smell the stench of corruption surrounding the Ohio State University football program from here. That corruption cost Coach Jim Tressel his job today, as he was forced to resign as the Buckeyes’ coach today after months of leaks surrounding NCAA violations and unethical conduct on the part of Tressel.

Tressel, who met with coaches and players this morning to announce his resignation, was encouraged to resign, sources told The Dispatch today.

Less than three months after President E. Gordon Gee and Athletic Director Gene Smith said they fully supported their embattled coach, mounting pressure, a pending NCAA disciplinary hearing and new revelations about the culture of the program forced the university to act on their once-revered coach, sources said.

University officials wouldn’t confirm that Tressel was asked to resign. Gee had appointed a special committee within the past month to assess the impact of the football scandal on the university, an indication that Tressel’s departure was in the works for several weeks.

Ohio State’s football program came under fire in December when six players were suspended by the NCAA for selling or trading uniforms and other memorabilia to a Columbus tattoo-parlor owner.

In his resignation letter, Tressel said “the recent situation has been a distraction for our great university and I make this decision for the greater good of our school.”

With all due respect … bullshit! Tressel didn’t make that decision; it was made for him, most likely by influential boosters and donors to the university. He beat it out of town a few steps ahead of the lynch mob. That lynch mob is the NCAA, and its approach was announced by a devastating article in the current issue of Sports Illustrated detailing the history of illegal activity at OSU on Tressel’s watch. All the while, Tressel feigned ignorance. I didn’t know was his defense. Not very Trumanesque, as in “The buck stops here.” More Clintonesque, as in “The buck never even got here.”

This was the fatal part, fatal at least to Tressel’s coaching career:

Then, on March 8, Tressel stood before TV cameras and confirmed a Yahoo report that he had been aware of the memorabilia-for-ink scandal and had not informed Ohio State officials when asked about it in December. Tressel said he had first learned that players were breaking NCAA rules almost a year earlier, in April 2010, when a Columbus lawyer e-mailed him. Rather than alert his superiors, as NCAA regulations require, Tressel said he “couldn’t think” whom to tell. It was later reported that he had told one person, a hometown adviser of Pryor’s. By ignoring his own “little sensor” and failing to be forthcoming, Tressel protected key players from being ruled ineligible for much of the 2010 season, in which the Buckeyes were a popular pick to reach the BCS championship game.

In other words, he lied, doing so to protect critical players for the 2010 season, in which much was expected of the Buckeyes. Ohio State eventually reached the top of the pools before falling on the road at Wisconsin and finished tied with the Badgers and Michigan State for the Big Ten title.

Tressel is probably finished coaching at this level, since whatever sanctions the NCAA hands down will follow him personally, much like Kelvin Sampson, the disgraced former Indiana University men’s basketball coach and Bruce Pearl, who recently was fired as the men’s basketball coach at Tennessee after numerous NCAA violations as well as Pearl’s blatant dishonesty. From the SI article:

Tressel violated NCAA bylaw 10.1 — Unethical Conduct, one of the cornerstones of NCAA rulebook — three times: first by failing to act when tipped off about the tattoo scandal; again last fall, by signing a standard form given to all coaches declaring that he knew of no violations; and then, last December, by not being forthcoming with school officials. Tressel’s violations will almost certainly lead to sanctions that will follow him to any school that might hire him, making it highly unlikely that he will coach a major college program again. Like Woody Hayes, the ruination at the end of his Ohio State career will tail him forever.

It’s highly unlikely that Tressel’s will be the last head at OSU. Expect Athletic Director Gene Smith and possibly President Gordon Gee to be forced out as well, since there clearly wasn’t enough oversight and someone has to be held responsible. Both Smith and Gee publicly supported Tressel even when they discovered he had lied to them.

An observation: I have long been a Jim Tressel fan, having stated on occasion I would have traded the Boy Genius in Madison for Tressel. I will retract that statement for obvious reasons. Bret Bielema has his critics, but at least thus far the Badgers’ program has no traces of this type of corruption.

This season will be interesting in Columbus. Tressel had already been suspended for the first five games; now assistant coach Luke Fickell will serve as the interim coach for the entire season. Already, big names are being tossed about to head up the OSU program in 2012, but that may depend on what punishment the NCAA hands down. The school is hoping throwing Tressel under the bus will be enough, but the SI story hints that a whole closet full of shoes may be dropping on the Ohio State program:

Despite Gene Smith’s insistence to the contrary, the school had a systemic problem and is likely to be hit with heavy sanctions, including the loss of several scholarships.

Ohio State officials will argue that the school should be spared, in part because they got rid of Tressel, the head of the program that has been so tainted by wrongdoing. For years, Ohio State benefited from Tressel’s choirboy image. Now, the university is likely to paint him as a huge problem that has been eliminated for the betterment of the athletic department.

Quarterback Terrelle Pryor, at the heart of the scandal, may be facing his own investigation for misconduct:

The NCAA and the Ohio State University’s compliance office are conducting an independent investigation of Terrelle Pryor amid allegations that the star quarterback may have received cars and other extra benefits, sources told The Dispatch today.

Pryor has been questioned by OSU compliance officials in the past, but sources said this is the most significant inquiry to date. He already has been interviewed at least once by investigators within the past few weeks, sources said.

Pryor and the cars he drives have been an issue since he arrived on campus three years ago. Pryor has been connected to more than a half dozen vehicles during his time at Ohio State, according to sources.

Hoo boy. Apologists will argue that these young men come into this environment thoroughly unprepared for the traps and temptations. Again, bullshit. While they may not have a thorough knowledge of NCAA rules, they do know right from wrong.

There’s a lot of schaudenfrude going around places like Ann Arbor, Mich., and Madison, Wis. tonight. None here. Nothing but disappointment in the downfall of a coach whom I respected and a a program which was always one of the nation’s best.

A Darwin Award Finalist

“You! Out of the gene pool!”

Update: There are some really stupid people out there. Really stupid. Real shit-for-brains morons. Get a load of this remark:

I’m sure he didn’t purposely walk out in the middle of traffic to save the ducks

Of course he did. That’s why he’s dead. This was a conscious decision made by the deceased: to walk out into the middle of a busy interstate highway to save a bunch of ducks. It’s also why he’s now taking the Eternal Dirt Nap. This bleeding heart garbage about saving every single animal from death and destruction and how the life of an animal is the same as that of a human being is more than I can comprehend. Yes, I have a pet. And have owned pets for as long as I can remember. But these are wild animals. It’s utter nonsense that we’re at fault for building roads and highways in what’s “rightfully” theirs. Too bad. If you want to go back to nature and live like the Unabomber, go right ahead. Nothing’s stopping you.

This shows the dreadful impact of the leftist agenda in our gummint-run skoolz and the dominant media culture. Stupid people like this shouldn’t vote. They’re the ones who give us the likes of Obama.

Note to the idiots trying to crash the site over this post: my sympathies to the next of kin, but anyone who enters an interstate highway to save a duck is not the sharpest knife in the drawer. Hence, the consideration for a Darwin Award. The duck is a dumb animal, not worth a human life. If it got run over, to quote Vice President Chia Pet, Joe “Plugs” Biden: “Big f*cking deal.”

Profanity will not get you published here, nor will personal attacks on the blogger or any commenters. Be civil or be shitcanned.

There’s a reason why it’s called roadkill.

This guy took himself right out of the gene pool and became a leading contender for a 2011 Darwin Award by stopping on the Tri-State Tollway and getting out of his car to help some ducks cross I-294. The result was predictable: splat!

A Naperville man attempting to help out a family of ducklings get off I-294 was killed when he was struck by a limousine Monday morning, according to Illinois State police officials.

Edward Gardner, 38, of the 1600 block of Lonsdale Avenue was pronounced dead at 1:24 p.m. at Lutheran General Hospital according to a spokesman with the Cook County medical examiner’s office.

Gardner was traveling northbound on I-294 when he pulled over near Schiller Park when he saw a family of ducklings on the tollway, said Illinois State Police Sgt. Nick Hasan.

After he pulled over he got out of his car at about 9:30 a.m. and was attempting to help the ducklings off the road when he was struck by a limousine which was traveling at or below the speed limit, Hasan said.

Roadkill. It’s the season for it. When nature meets the modern system of roads, highways and interstates filled with trucks, cars and SUVs. The animals lose every time. This time, an idiot took himself out of the gene pool.

‘Some Gave All’

Some did give their all to protect, defend and preserve freedom. Billy Ray Cyrus and “Some Gave All”:

I knew a man called him Sandy Kane
Few folks even knew his name
But a hero was he
Left a boy, came back a man
Still many just don’t understand
About the reasons we are free

I can’t forget the look in his eyes
Or the tears he cries
As he said these words to me

All gave some and some gave all
And some stood through for the red, white and blue
And some had to fall
And if you ever think of me
Think of all your liberties and recall
Some gave all

Now Sandy Kane is no longer here
But his words are oh so clear
As they echo through out our land
For all his friends who gave us all
Who stood the ground and took the fall
To help their fellow man

Love your country and live with pride
And don’t forget those who died America can’t you see

All gave some and some gave all
And some stood through for the red, white and blue
And some had to fall
And if you ever think of me
Think of all your liberties and recall
Some gave all

And if you ever think of me
Think of all your liberties and recall, yes recall
Some gave all

Some gave all

Memorial Day 2011

Today we pause, not to fire up the grill or celebrate the official start of summer, but to remember the ultimate sacrifice made by American men and women over the past 236 years to protect, defend and preserve freedom. No, freedom isn’t free.

A simple “Thank you” to any veteran for serving will suffice, but take time to either attend a Memorial Day service or visit a cemetery or Veterans Memorial.

You’re free — we all are — because they made the choice to defend that freedom with their lives.

Store Caves Into Lefty Pressure

A convenience store located at I-94 and Highway 20 has caved into pressure from the racist, race-baiting, criminal supporting Voces de la Frontera and removed the following bumper sticker from its products:

STURTEVANT – A planned protest at a gas station decrying the sale of bumper stickers reading illegal immigrant hunting permit’ has since become an event to honor the store owner for his swift action to remove them.

“I’m not in a business of offending my customers,” said Bob Basil, owner of Citgo Auto Truck Plaza, 611 S. Sylvania Ave.

Immigration rights group Voces de la Frontera had planned to picket Basil’s business at 2:15 p.m. today but has since changed the plan to present him with a civic business award.

“Beyond appreciating him, we think it’s an opportunity to encourage similar businesses to be more morally responsible,” said Christine Neumann-Ortiz, Voces executive director.

Basil said that on Wednesday he started receiving phone calls over a bumper sticker depicting a hunting permit on illegal immigrants sold at his gas station. Voces de la Frontera had planned to do the rally, Neumann-Ortiz said, after a customer informed them of the stickers.

“These messages promote hate crime, incite violence and are racially charged,” she said.

In the case of Christine Neumann-Ortiz and Voces de la Frontera, it’s a case of: Pot, kettle. Kettle, pot. These folks wrote the book on hate, racism, threats and illegal activity.

VDLF has been one of the leading advocates of illegal aliens in Wisconsin for years. Illegal, as in criminal, law-breaking. They tried to push for the State Legislature to grant drivers licenses to illegal aliens, thus providing illegal aliens with an avenue to register to vote. This puts VDLF on the side of supporting voter registration fraud and election fraud. Guess the Democrats can’t get enough legal votes, hey?

Lest we forget, VDLF is on record as engaging in threatening, terroristic, criminal behavior. When then-State Sen. Cathy Stepp refused to support the attempts to grant drivers licenses to illegal aliens, VDLF forces descended upon Stepp’s house — not her office, her house — like a swarm of locusts (apologies to any locusts reading this for the analogy), trapping her children inside in terror. Banging on windows and doors. Yelling. Typical lefty mob, since we saw the same tactics by the “This is what democracy looks like” thugs during the budget repair bill debate.

By the way, I think the sticker is funny and wholeheartedly endorse the concept and sale of a legal product. Too bad the owner of the business is too much of a girlie man to stand up to lefty thug tactics.

Anyone who wants to buy the sticker can find it here.

Food Stamps For A Millionaire

I realize that more Americans are now on food stamps  than at any point since the program was created in the 1960s — thanks to the Food Stamp President — but this is ridiculous:

A man who won $2 million on a Michigan lottery show has told a TV station that he still uses food stamps.

Leroy Fick of Bay County admitted he still swipes the electronic card at stores, nearly a year after winning a jackpot on “Make Me Rich!” He told WNEM-TV in Saginaw that more than half the prize went to taxes.

Fick says the Department of Human Services told him he could continue to use the card, which is paid with tax dollars. He told WNEM: “If you’re going to … try to make me feel bad, you aren’t going to do it.”

The TV station says people have seen Fick driving a new Audi convertible. Messages seeking comment were left with his attorney and the state today.

Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot. What type of moron is working at the Michigan Department of Human Services that would tell this guy, who has more money left after taxes than most of us will earn the rest of our lives, that it’s still OK to have the taxpayers foot the bill for his expenses?

This is the culture of dependency and entitlement. Ol’ Leroy thinks we owe it to him, even though he can more than afford to pay his own way through life. Thank you, Democrats. We reap what you have sown.

It’s also the expediency of the welfare state. I remember my Grandpa telling me stories of life during real poverty, the Great Depression, something we are approaching in Obamamerica. Grandpa used to tell me the stories of the relief truck going through the neighborhood dropping sacks of flour, potatoes, etc., on the curb. Everyone in the neighborhood knew who was on relief (now known as welfare). There was a stigma to that generation. No one wanted that truck to stop at their house and have the neighbors know they were on the dole. Both of my grandfathers worked any type of job, more than one, just to avoid having that truck stop at their house.

Things changed in the 1960s when the relief program became a check on the first of the month. Thus came the concept of the “First Of The Monthers,” getting a check in the mailbox rather than actual goods delivered. No one had to know they were mooching off the taxpayers. Hence, the shame factor disappeared. Then, with the advent of technology, the welfare queens and other parasites didn’t even have to go to the bank with a check to deposit. All government issued checks were direct deposited. And looky here! The welfare queens and parasites even got a debit card. They didn’t even have to show their hand in the grocery store, just run it through like a credit card and off to the races.

This guy needs to be cut off now and forced to repay whatever he has taken since he received his payoff.

Here’s the original story on Fick’s appearance on the game show, complete with a picture of the parasite. Of course, Fick won $1,000 playing an instant game for a chance to appear on the show. Let’s see. Getting welfare courtesy of the taxpayers? Check. Playing the lottery with taxpayer dollars? Check.

Has to be a Democrat.

More from John Hayward at Human Events as to why this parasite wasn’t cut off by the state:

Fick says his case has been recently reviewed, and the Department of Human Services said he could keep using his taxpayer-funded electronic food stamp card.  As a department spokeswoman explained to the Bay City Times, “under federal guidelines, if a person receives a lump-sum payment, the winnings are not counted as income.”  However, “the money is considered income if the person receives regular, ongoing payments.”

This also highlights problems inherent in bureaucracy: nobody thinks. Applies common sense. How lump-sum lottery winnings cannot be labeled as income is absurd. Fick has to pay state and federal income taxes on the winnings. By definition it’s income.

Nannies Press For Ronald McDonald “Retirement”

Once again, folks, we cannot make this stuff up. And no, this is not from The Onion.

Yet another bunch of Nanny State lefty interest groups is launching a public campaign to force McDonald’s to stop marketing Happy Meals to kids and to permanently retire one of America’s most beloved symbols, Ronald McDonald.

More than 550 health professionals and organizations have signed a letter to McDonald’s Corp. asking the maker of Happy Meals to stop marketing junk food to kids and retire Ronald McDonald.

The letter, slated to run in the form of full-page ads in six metropolitan newspapers around the country on Wednesday, acknowledges that “the contributors to today’s (health) epidemic are manifold and a broad societal response is required. But marketing can no longer be ignored as a significant part of this massive problem.”

“We are committed to responsible advertising and take our communications to children very seriously,” McDonald’s said in a statement. “We understand the importance of children’s health and nutrition, and are committed to being part of the dialogue and solution. We serve high quality food, and our Happy Meals offer choice and variety in portions just for kids. Parents tell us they appreciate our Happy Meal choices.”

The campaign is organized by the nonprofit watchdog group Corporate Accountability International, which has also targeted tobacco companies and beverage makers like Coca-Cola Co. and PepsiCo Inc. for the environmental impact of plastic bottles.

The McDonald’s letter, scheduled to run in ads in the Chicago Sun-Times, New York Metro, Boston Metro, San Francisco Examiner, Minneapolis City Pages and Baltimore City Paper, has been signed by such groups as the American Academy of Child and Adolescent Psychiatry and the Chicago Hispanic Health Coalition, as well as by well-known nutritionists and doctors like Andrew Weil, a doctor and director of the Arizona Center for Integrative Medicine.

This is reminiscent of the Joe Camel campaign from the 1990s. Eventually the tobacco industry caved and pulled Joe Camel from public advertising under pressure from the Clinton administration and Congress. Joe Camel no more made kids smoke than Ronald McDonald makes kids fat.

These ninny-nanny Nazis are reminiscent of the Carrie Nation temperance zealots from the pre-Prohibition era that would go into saloons with axes and smash bottles of booze in a dictatorial attempt to force people to live their lives as the zealots wanted, not as the people chose. Sad to say, we have like-minded lifestyle fascists in the White House in the person of the First Yeti, Moochelle, who believe it is the job of government to monitor what Americans eat and drink and how they live.

For example, children in an elementary school in San Antonio, Tex., will be monitoring what food choices students make in the school cafeteria.

Smile, Texas schoolchildren. You’re on calorie camera.

That’s the idea behind a $2 million project being unveiled Wednesday in the lunchroom of a San Antonio elementary school, where high-tech cameras installed in the cafeteria will begin photographing what foods children pile onto their trays — and later capture what they don’t finish eating.

Digital imaging analysis of the snapshots will then calculate how many calories each student scarfed down. Local health officials said the program, funded by a U.S. Department of Agriculture grant, is the first of its kind in a U.S. school, and will be so precise that the technology can identify a half-eaten pear left on a lunch tray.

Can you say “Sieg Heil”? Sure you can.

No one is denying that we have an obesity problem in America. But that’s not McDonald’s fault. Or Pizza Hut’s. Or Kentucky Fried Chicken’s. It’s the responsibility of Americans make those choices. It’s not the government’s responsibility to protect Americans from the consequences of bad choices. Also,we’ve moved to reduce physical education in schools to little more than an exercise in self-esteem. Whatever it is, it’s not physical education any more. Schools eliminate the traditional recess games because they want to protect kids’ self-esteem. Then, when the kids come home from school, they sit down in front of the TV, or the computer, or the PlayStation until dinner time, which far too often is takeout or something plopped into a microwave rather than Mom taking the time to prepare an actual meal.

Just send kids out to play unsupervised, like we did when we were kids? Perish the thought. They might fall victim to Gordo the Pedo or might fall down and scrape their knees or elbows. We need play dates and organized structured recreational activities, all to promote the bubble culture we’ve created for our children. We have to load up the car to drive less than a mile instead of walking as our parents, grandparents and great-grandparents did.

The obesity problem is as much a cultural one as the choices Americans are making. Whatever it is, it’s not the role of government to take over and limit Americans’ freedom ostensibly for their own good and micromanage our lives.

We should be free to make our own choices and live with the consequences of those choices. Some Americans seem to want it both ways. It cannot be both ways.

One thing: you can guarantee the liberal elites who want to run our lives will exempt themselves from the constraints and controls they place on the rest of us.